classic one-liners from Sandy
Apr 23rd, 2008 by islandhippy
- [Waters just broken, waiting for a hospital porter to wheel her to the delivery ward, looks back over shoulder to husband] "Did you remember my Salvatore Ferragamo face mist?"
- [To the obstetrican when already 5cm dilated] "It feels like there's something inside me" (Obstetrician's reply: It could be a baby)
- [Just learnt she's fully dilated at 3.45pm so can start pushing soon] "Great, I can have dinner later"
- [In the middle of a contraction, removes hands from legs and points to the digital wall clock, which reads 16:06] "That's my birdthday"











