islandhippy

Olive is such a cheeky monkey. Recent examples:

• Olive farted, looked around for a scapegoat and said "Daddy fart"!
• Olive showed Sandy the Lego car that Daddy built. When Sandy asked her who built it, Olive replied "Olive build, Daddy help"!
• Point to Olive's big tummy and ask "Who has a big tummy?" and she'll reply "Mummy big nummy".

More one-liners from Olive:

• Ask Olive where her hair is and she points to her head. Ask her where Daddy's hair is and she opens her palms to the heavens and replies "Daddy hair no more". Thanks kid.
• While walking past a particularly dense patch of foliage, Olive pointed to the leaves and said "Po Po [Granny] pluck tree" in reference to her grandmother plucking and eating the neighbour's hedge