islandhippy

[Phil on the first day of the World Cup enjoying what could be his last beer out for some time]

Every day Phil asks me 'do you think you might give birth today?' He's worried about missing the football. Er, hello, I don't know when I'm gonna pop. Every night I feel like I'm going into labour. Phil tried persuading the baby to let go and drop out this morning so we can be back home in time for the next England match, but it didn't work. This baby just isn't in a hurry. (And England were so unconvincing against USA that Phil's better off not watching the next games.)